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He was conceived the moment the idea for the book,

 

‘Joys and Sorrows of Work,’ hit his spermy parents.

On the morning of his birth, a series of auspicious dillies 

were observed - a toddy palm in the neighbourhood 

was struck down by lightening, crows were crowing,   

the cooking oil price went down inexplicably. And the book? 

A family rival published it first and went on to claim

 

He was conceived the moment the idea for the book,

 

‘Joys and Sorrows of Work,’ hit his spermy parents.

On the morning of his birth, a series of auspicious dillies 

were observed - a toddy palm in the neighbourhood 

was struck down by lightening, crows were crowing,   

the cooking oil price went down inexplicably. And the book? 

A family rival published it first and went on to claim 


 

the Nobel Memorial Prize in Economics. His own 

business scheme – to can the luxury of back floating 

while smoking a Havana on the Black Sea, never took off. 

It is above the New Investment Law. With his eyes trained on

prospective bidders, he swears he won’t sell out no matter. 

As he has far too often played monkey in pity of

monkey handlers who beg for rice in the name of

monkey welfare, he is now in the habit of feeling 

his rear end to see if a tail sprout is already there. 

On one cheek, he acts like Angelina who's had it twice 

and, grieves beyond solace. On the other, he acts like 

Brad who never gets it enough. In his PhD dissertation titled, 

‘The Four Forms of Graft’, he's arrived at this conclusion; 

the Almighty Chaos’ butt drool is as shitty as the lesser Apollo’s. 

He may be as hardy as a baseball bat that can bust through 

your clay pot with no effort. Yet he turns tender once he hears 

your tears rolling. He plans to fly around the globe one day 

to personally apologize to each of you whose life he has ruined. 

He would do that in a typical Buddhist way, kowtowing with 

coconut-in-the-hands-of-bananas offering. The future is robust,

for robots. He will retire after you vote him in for the 

twentieth consecutive term.

 

  

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